Two from a 14 year old Geek

He sat there on the couch,
like a lump, like a blob.
He STOLED my place the little slob.

He took the remote control, too,
And wouldn't listen to me.
There was nothing I could do,
HE wanted to watch T.V.

Godzilla vrs. the SeaMonster,
A stupid show he turned on,
And I would get no sympathy from the person I call Mom.

My brother is a couch potatoe.
I'm sure its plain to see.
He stoled my place and left me bored.
Now I'm lost in self-pity.

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I was sitting in school.
It was quite boring.
The teacher did drool on about moles and chlorine...
I almost fell asleep.

So I doodled little cubes all over my paper,
And daydreamed about a huge rodent with saber-like teeth,
Eating my teacher.

Immediately I felt better!